UFO: Unbelievably Friendly Organisms

It's the story of a man who is abducted by aliens and as a result, his life is changed for the better... just kidding, for the much, much worse. The script is jammed with shoot outs, government agents, big grays, little grays, hot pursuits, fist fights, double-crosses, passionate love-making, and aliens doing things to Henry's body that you can only dream of.