Tale of the Moist Apostrophe

A new addition to Larry Blamire's Reanimated Movie Classics line, "Tale of the Moist Apostrophe" dares to ask modern society's most profound question - what is more troubling than damp punctuation? Heroine Sharigan, is the lone champion of those marks, periods, commas, parentheses, and yes, apostrophes, used in writing to separate sentences and their elements, and to clarify the meaning of a communication. The story chronicles Sharigan's enlightenment, journey and eventual triumph over a culture that has become, perhaps, too desensitized to the plight of said damp punctuation. Initially challenged by and then heralded by her city's grammarians, Sharigan enlists the help of Jammy, trusted friend and confidant with a heart of gold and a mind that shatters. Sharigan and Jammy are aided by the amorphous Mr. Forleak, part James Bond, part Gerd Bonk, part Catie Rosemurgy.