Garchaster's Cornblade
FantasyScience FictionComedy
20261h 49mNR
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Runtime
1h 49m
Language
English
Released
Aug 16, 2026
Runtime
1h 49m
Language
English
Released
Aug 16, 2026
Cast
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
Mary Faust
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Michelle Wanhala
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideo
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Emily Kaldenbaugh
Emily Kaldenbaugh
Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member
Eli Elliot
Eli Elliot
Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member
Brad Ulrey
Brad Ulrey
Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale
Logan Lyons
Logan Lyons
Dead Cult Member
Motor Oil
Motor Oil
Donald Farmer The Mouse
Josh Christensen
DJ Giant Microwave
Ion Birch
Ion Birch
Zantir
Del Worshim
Del Worshim
Zurthaf
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