Captain Nuke and the Bomber Boys

Joe Mantegna

Joey Franelli

Martin Sheen

Jeff Snyder

Joanna Pacula

Brenda Franelli

Rod Steiger

The President

Joe Piscopo

Mr. Wareman

Ryan Thomas Johnson

The Slug

Joshua Schaefer

Mickey Boyle

Michael Bower

Frank Pescoe

Kate Mulgrew

Mrs. Pescoe

Wanda De Jesus

Leslie Moore

Michael Talbott

Scumbag

Ben Livingston

Willie

Don Pugsley

Thug

Kelly Morgan

Norman

John Snee

Benny

Rebecca Budig

Patty Conrad

Robert Alan Beuth

Agent Bob

Peter Vogt

Ed Birney

Jenna Leigh Green

Girl (as a different name)