Brain Smasher... A Love Story
ActionComedyRomance
★ 5.3/1019931h 28m
Director: Albert Pyun
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Runtime
1h 28m
Language
English
Released
Nov 17, 1993
Runtime
1h 28m
Language
English
Released
Nov 17, 1993
Cast
Andrew Dice Clay
Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher
Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto
Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Cammy Crain
Brion James
Brown
Tim Thomerson
Black
Charles Rocket
Jones
Nicholas Guest
Smith
Dorothy Dells
Dorothy Dells
Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones
Lead Officer
Galen Schrick
Galen Schrick
Jim Romeo
Steve Tancora
Steve Tancora
Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong
Red Monk
Danny Perkin
Danny Perkin
Guy in Line 2
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Ross Huffman-Kerr
Night Manager
Russ Fast
Russ Fast
Ted
Billie Worley
Billie Worley
Punk
Dee Booher
Bertha
Liz Sheridan
Ma Molloy
Lin Shaye
Make up Artist
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