Celestino y el Vampiro
ComedyHorror
★ 8.0/1020031h 30m
Director: Radamés Sánchez
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
Runtime
1h 30m
Language
Spanish
Released
Oct 27, 2003
Runtime
1h 30m
Language
Spanish
Released
Oct 27, 2003
Cast
Axel Anderson
Siegfried Von Krank
Jaime Hamilton
Celestino
René Monclova
Amigo
Eugenio Monclova
Nicolás el Vampiro
Amneris Morales
Amneris Morales
Yvonne Caro Caro
Vampirita
Carlos Meyners
Carlos Meyners
Doctor
Rosabel del Valle
Intelectual rebuscada
Yamaris Latorre
Vegetariana
Idée Charriez
Idée Charriez
Víctima #1
Rosa R. Rocafort
Rosa R. Rocafort
Secretaria del doctor
Adolfo Espinosa
Adolfo Espinosa
Taxista
Magaly Roldan
Magaly Roldan
Amiga de Celestino
Myrna Cuevas
Myrna Cuevas
Líder del Colectivo
Beliza Torres
Beliza Torres
Miembro del Colectivo
Vera Soltero
Vera Soltero
Miembro del Colectivo
Ingrid Ramírez
Ingrid Ramírez
Aprendiz del Colectivo
Marieli Durán
Marieli Durán
Ex-esposa
Amanda Nemcik
Amanda Nemcik
Víctima #2
Dominique Borrel
Dominique Borrel
Recipiente de la serenata
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