The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Julie Strain
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max
Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman
Travis Dance
Rob Zazzali
Timmy
Joel Himelhoch
Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle
Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia
Racoon Head
Randy Sklar
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
Debbie Rochon
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn
Self
Elizabeth Johnson
James' Assistant
India Allen
Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels
Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian
Larry the Stripper
Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers
Lesbian Art Student #2
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