You May Not Kiss the Bride

Dave Annable

Bryan Lighthouse

Katharine McPhee

Masha Nikitin

Rob Schneider

Ernesto

Mena Suvari

Tonya

Tia Carrere

Lani

Kathy Bates

Bryan's Mother

Ken Davitian

Vadik Nikitin

Kevin Dunn

Agent Ross

Vinnie Jones

Brick

Stephen Tobolowsky

Plumber

Howard Bishop

Agent Meyers

Jeanne Rogers

Borislava Nikitin

Willie K. Kahaiali'i

Tahitian Village Mayor

Theo Coumbis

Oleg

Dorian Burns

Pirate Dog Owner

Tani Lynn Fujimoto

Resort Receptionist

Al Harrington

Resort Bar Tender

Allan Okubo

Accupuncturist

Michelle Cornish

Zoya

Joe Fick

Mobster Bodyguard