Ted & Venus
ComedyDramaRomance
★ 4.5/1019911h 40m
Director: Bud Cort
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Runtime
1h 40m
Language
English
Released
Aug 8, 1991
Runtime
1h 40m
Language
English
Released
Aug 8, 1991
Cast
Bud Cort
Ted Whitley
James Brolin
Max Waters
Kim Adams
Kim Adams
Linda Turner
Carol Kane
Colette
Pamella D'Pella
Gloria
Brian Thompson
Herb
Rhea Perlman
Grace
Woody Harrelson
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull
Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
District Attorney
Timothy Leary
Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil
Judge Katherine Notch
Tony Genaro
Bailiff
Vincent Schiavelli
Publisher
Andrea Martin
Bag Lady
Cassandra Peterson
Lisa
Tracy Reiner
Shelly
Arleen Sorkin
Marcia
Pat McCormick
Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Gena Rowlands
Mrs. Turner
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